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after a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named bob for companionship. one sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. cinderella said, "fairy godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? the fairy godmother replied, "cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since i last saw you. is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "the prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. i'm living hand to mouth on my ! disability checks, and i wish i were wealthy beyond comprehension." instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. cinderella said, "ooh, thank you, fairy godmother" the fairy godmother replied, "it is the least that i can do. what do you want for your second wish?" cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "i wish i were young and full of the beauty and youth i once had." at once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years. and then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "you have one more wish; what shall it be?" cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "i wish for you to transform bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." magically, bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. the fairy godmother said, "congratulations, cinderella, enjoy your new life." with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. for a few eerie moments, bob and cinderella looked into each other's eyes. cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. then bob walked over to cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair and held her close in his young muscular arms. he leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..... "bet you're sorry you neutered me."
95-year-old runner breaks the world record for his age group.
tom & jerry episode "smarty cat". episode 95.
with the release of windows vista, microsoft will retire the oldest software on the system - solitaire. it was virtually unchanged since windows 2.0 (1990). the new version is completely rewritten. gone are the days of bouncing cards. i created this screenshot (a long time ago) by taking advantage of the fact that the windows 95 version used a 16-bit integer for the score. by continuously starting new games, i created an underflow and got this great score.
a woman who has smoked for 95 years has finally decided to kick the habit. winnie langley says she has decided to quit because she "didn't fancy it any more". mrs langley claims she has prevented getting cancer because she does not inhale. winnie, who lives in croydon, south london, told the daily mail: "everyone used to smoke in those days, you did it to cope. we didn't know about the health problems. i just don't fancy it any more. "my eyesight is failing so in a few years' time i might not be able to see the pack." since her first puff in 1914, winnie has smoked on average five cigarettes a day, giving a total of more than 170,000. mrs langley's step-grandson clive said: "her doctors have told her there's not much point stopping now. if she's got to 102 without getting cancer i don't think she ever will." source
quictime file - 75meg
the adorably edible host of top chef is a feast for the eyes--and the spicy dish that makes watching bravo's hit cooking show totally appetizing.
more worst record sleeves ever made.
whip goby (bryaninops sp)
loch droma, highlands, scotland
second life—a 3-d virtual world that’s imagined, created, and owned by its online residents—was launched in 2003 and now boasts nearly five million inhabitants around the globe. never taken part in the nerdfest? isn’t she reason enough?
split view, solomon islands
we blame zooey for all the coal in our stocking at christmas: her breakthrough role with will ferrell in elf inspired many a naughty thought. next she’ll tackle spooky stuff in m. night shyamalan’s the happening.
